Ted Kennedy died and made the long trip South. After his many years in the Senate, he expected as much. Beelzebub greeted him, and asked which sector of Hades he would like to enter.
“Whichever one has the hottest women and the coldest Scotch”, answered the Lion of the Senate.
“OK, but that’s a long way away, in the circle for Envy”, replied the Father of Lies.
Unfamiliar with the territory and unaccustomed to making his own arrangements, the liberal royal family member ordered “Call me a car”.
“Of course, Mr. Kennedy,” Satan said, and dialed his phone. “Oh Mary Jo … our bargain is complete. Your fare is here.”
Sphere: Related Content