Oh, Noes! Please Don't Impeach Darth Chenius!

Frank, you rule.

We must stop the Democrats from impeaching the president or vice president! That would bring great despair to my dark Republican heart! I can't imagine anything as terrible as that; it's even worse than poor people being able to vote!

My own blackened heart dreads an impeachment trial. But surely the Democrats will not fall for any such trick as claiming not to want them to impeach ... Him ... or Dark Lord Cheney. They are smarter than that. They will see through our protests, and know that we are only pretending to mock them because really, we're so scared of an impeachment trial.

But it doesn't matter, because Darth Rovius (even in "retirement") will use his subtle mind powers to turn them all into simpering ninnies who insist on aligning their policies with those of our enemies.

Oh, wait ... how could we tell?

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