This amount of arrogance, the sheer impardonable pretension, is bound to be popular.
Key Unemployment Forecast Rises as Illinois Leads Nation
Unemployment among the nation's governors is expected to rise by 2% next month, a level not seen since the 1980's. The Illinois rate is forecast at 100% following action by the State Legislature.
Gubernatorial unemployment has been at a historical low of 0% for the past two decades or more. The move in Illinois is expected to dramatically increase the unemployment numbers, experts agree.
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich (D-Chicago) blamed the move on a conspiracy by those who oppose his efforts to take care of sick people. The conspirators, meanwhile, blamed the move on the Governor's personal inability to tell the truth.
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2 comments:
You have a non-zero, long-term running average! What's the standard deviation? (You're funnier than Frank J. - and he's been flat lately talking about conservative actors.) :-) JimmyBoom
I'm funnier than Frank J.? I just report the news, sir. Frank is the news.
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