Barack Obama took the oath of office for the first time since Abraham Lincoln.
Barack Hussein Obama can spell his own name.
Jesus walked on water; Barack Obama can emerge from the cesspool of Chicago politics and not smell like sewage -- (Rush Limbaugh).
Barack Obama has arms so long he can put one around Michelle and walk alongside.
George Bush liberated Iraq; Barack Obama fixed that by liberating Gitmo.
Barack Obama was elected, and now Global Warming is not a problem.
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