President Obama is fond of the idea of compulsory national service, and the TSA crisis is too good to waste.
Remember, if you like your TSA screening job, you can keep it.
In response to public interest in the TSA’s latest screening procedures, the Obama Administration has announced that henceforth all adults aged 3 to 31 will spend a year in a new National Service Corps. The announcement came at a joint press conference which featured an “all hands on deck” segment led by President Barack Obama and Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano.
“Under my plan,” said the President, “young adults would be free to shop the National Service Exchanges. They could decide on their own,” the President continued, “between a year of intense Sex Education and a year with the TSA.”
“We want to offer a choice,” stressed Napolitano.
“The Sex Education classes have long been one of the many service measures,” said Napolitano, “used by the U.S. and countries across the world to make government officials as well served as possible. They’re conducted by same-gender teachers, and all students have the right to request private sessions and have a student companion present during the sessions.”Read more at knifework.net
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