If health care is a right, then anyone who knows you lack perfect health is obligated, on some level, to provide you with care.
Bad personal hygiene, grooming, and sexual repression are all negative health factors.
So if you need a haircut, manicure, or sex, any person who is skilled in the work of caring for you in that area is obligated to provide you with service.
"But", you say, "it's our right to health care, not that stuff you mentioned."
OK, so you know a doctor, and he knows you are sick. If health care is a right, he is obligated to provide it, for free. He is your health care slave.
"But no", you say, "he deserves to be paid".
How much? Minimum wage?
"Well, clearly, at least minimum wage."
Suppose he wants more, say, to care for your annoying case of tuberculosis than for my pleasant tinnitis.
"Why should he get more?", you ask.
Well, I suppose if health care is a right, he should be required to charge all patients the same.
So if he wants more than minimum wage, what are his options?
"He can petition the government for more money."
And if he finds he can make more delivering pizzas, should he do that?
"Well, I suppose he could do that."
But health care is your right, which he would be violating.
"Yes, he must be a doctor, and not a pizza man."
Suppose he wishes to sleep. You said he should get minimum wage, so should he also not have an 8-hour day, or 40-hour week?
What if a patient becomes ill and our doctor has worked his 8 hours. Should he treat the patient?
"Of course. The patient has rights."
What if he's worked 80 hours in a week already. Should he go home to bed?
"Not if there are patients to serve."
In that case, I think we must repeal the 13th Amendment.
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