Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Solution to Terrorism

The "homegrown terror cell" actually consisted of a half-dozen jihadists:

Six foreign-born Muslims were arrested and accused Tuesday of plotting to attack Fort Dix and slaughter scores of U.S. soldiers — a scheme the FBI says was foiled when the men asked a store clerk to copy a video of them firing assault weapons and screaming about jihad.
The clever, quick-witted clerk! Who could have put that one together?

Why is there no talk about a backlash against Muslims? After all, it's not clear what the link was between these fellows. Weren't they just hard-working immigrants out to make their way in the New World? It's hardly their fault they didn't know we would have a problem with indiscriminant mass murder on military bases.

So we must not blame these men, nor the Religion of Peace. Any day now, we'll surely hear about some non-Muslim terrorist.

Don't hold your breath.

The only solution, since banning Islam is out of the question, is to outlaw black market guns. In fact, this entire "black market" thing should be banned. From now on, all markets should be colored green. Or banned.

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KnightErrant said...

You wrote: "Any day now, we'll surely hear about some non-Muslim terrorist. Don't hold your breath."

There is the Ku Klux Klan and Aryan Nation (and their spin-offs) who love terrorizing African-Americans, Hispanics, and Jews. There is the Army of God and other anti-abortion terror groups that bomb clinics and kill doctors. There are the anti-government radicals who love setting off bombs at federal buildings (remember Oklahoma City). And the environmental terrorists like the Animal Liberation Front who attack property.

America is chock-a-block with non-Muslim terrorists. And rather more efficient ones that the sad collection of Muslim terrorist wannabes we have. Please, keep breathing. I don't want you to turn Blue.

Loren Heal said...

When is the last time the KKK blew up a building, or even burned a cross on some poor chap's lawn? 1970?

Oklahoma City? That animal's been put down.

And correct me for being too lazy to check it out, but isn't the Aryan Nation is, by definition, behind bars already?

But you're right about the eco-terrorists, I guess.

And when a peace march turns ordinary Visiting Assistant Research Associates into Volvo-driving thugs -- now that's paciterrorism.

But you go right ahead, persist in enabling the jihad. When they lop off your head for praying only 4 times some day instead of the approved 5, I hope they show leniency and do it quickly.

Anonymous said...

AH HAHAHA! That line about black market weapons is a hoot! lol! You think that terrorists will stop because you take the guns away? They will stop at nothing! you think that Islamic extremists are the first terrorists ever?Terrorism has been around since the 1st century AD, The Zealots of Judea or Dagger-men, were the first known terrorist group, they attacked the Romans, and all throughout history, there has been some sort of terrorist activity. There is no answer to terrorism. There is also the fact that terrorists to us may be heroes to another. Is it Anarchy? Is it nonsense? The answer to the question, "Why" can only be answered by the people terrorising!

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