Friday Barry Facts

True Facts about Barack Obama

Barack Obama can light a match with his bare hands.

Barack Obama is so patriotic that he wears an American flag lapel pin.

Barack Obama hates abortion so much that he has never had one.

Barack Obama once smoked ... and that once is now.

Barack Obama can ride an escalator with no hands.

Barack Obama will be the President of all 57 States.

Barack Obama has never had public relations with Jeremiah Wright.

Barack Obama is so fast he can turn off the lights and be in bed before morning.

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