Barack Obama has never opposed legislation to decriminalize cotton candy.
Barack Obama is not really an Islamic extremist.
Michelle Obama puts on the family pants one leg at a time.
Barack Obama doesn't accept thin dimes from corporate lobbyists.
Barack Obama is so liberal that he has not forced Michelle to wear a burka.
Barack Obama puts on his traditional macaawiis one leg at a time.
Barack Obama can turn hot water into whine.
Barack Obama can tie his own tie.
Barack Obama is so sensitive to racism of all types that he can detect it at a distance of 20 pew-years.
Barack Obama is so centrist he wants infanticide to be safe, legal, and rare.
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