I would like to take this time to announce my intention to explore my options to seek the opportunity to decide if the necessary conditions are right to declare candidacy for the United States Senate from the State of Illinois, to complete the term vacated when Barack Obama was forced to resign.
I have resided in the State of Illinois for over twenty years, since my Honorable Discharge from the United States Marine Corps. I'm a graduate of the University of Illinois, and can complain about Illini sports with the best of them.
I currently have a pulse and love to run my mouth, which with the forgoing should more than adequately establish my qualifications for the job.
I hereby challenge opponents to a debate. The site and length of the debate are negotiable. Any blog or other online venue will do.
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