I've Got a Fever, and the Only Cure is More Iowahawk

Dave Burge has a way with satire:

"After the 1982 strike SantaCorp offered the UET a generous pension plan promising free lifetime candy canes and unicorns," explained Kessler. "It seemed like a good idea at the time, but the company accountants forgot to factor in elf immortality."

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